WARNING: VERY! Explicit content below. If you are easily offended by derogatory remarks, read NO further. And My apoliges ahead of time. But, for the record, I was just the writer, not the word giver =p
These are a few actual quotes from our mad lib games this weekend. If you dont know the game of mad libs you wont get it lol
*Jack and Jill went up the swampthing to fuck a pail of semen. Jack fell down and broke his vaggine and Jill came swallowing after.
*Open your windows and fill your McNasties with fresh Semen depository and then, exhale rapingly.
*Ultimately, they invented the great timeskeeping devices of today such as the grandfather truck full of faggots, the pocket 50 Bob Sagets, the alarm French made baggets, and, of course, the sack full of semen watch.
*Condratulations abusive mothers and child molesting fathers. You are about to give birth to a pedophile. Remember, a happy child comes from a happy beating stick.
*When you board the bus, do not push or jostle the smaller african americans. Do not talk to the chocolate thunder cock wile bus is in motion. Do not throw little white boys at other students. Instead of wasting your time by cum guzzling, use the trip to study your dingleberries.Follow these rules and you will arrive sexually at your kid-touching school.
*NOTE* There are ones much more humorous but, I didn't post them in order not to be completely offensive. I assure you there was no intent to be cruel while writing these. Message me if interested in more =]
Thanks.
