As humans we have some wierd tastes that we become addicted to.
First and foremost, granted not one of mine, is CHOCOLATE!. probly one of the most popular. Hell my gf and her mother rate some restaraunts by the quality of the chocolate desserts. And remember there is even a book with it in the title "Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt" From what I understand it's a pretty funny book. But you have to take in the facts. I know girls that will break YOUR arm if you get between them and thier chocolate. Even though some call it "Stress Relief". However, either way, let the ladies have thier chocolate, and they are actually nicer to you. Especially if you give it as a suprise gift.
Second is COFFEE. There are people in the world that I have met that are truly different people before they have thier morning coffee. It's really wierd, some of them are nice people for the most part, but before that first cup (or pot for some people) it's like dealing with Animal from the muppets (yea ok that's showing my age so what). But after the coffee, they are back to thier normal NONscary personas. What is it about coffee that makes people see nicer afterwards. Is it the caffine, no it can't be, some of the people I know drink decaffinated. I think it's pointless.. because wasn't that the point of coffee? Other than caffine what is in coffee? anything useful? Not that I know of. Just beans.. Yes they smell nice when you roast them, hell my mom likes the smell of coffee but she doesn't like the taste. So what is left? Just the beans.. some dried bean from a plant that is ground up and has water strained through it. Well damn we could do that with any kind of bean if ya think about it. Just think baked bean coffee. Nice aroma.. Well BEFORE you drink it anyway.
Third addiction. CIGARETTES. Most of my friends smoke, yea sure it's nasty because the smell get's into everything. At least my friends are nice enough to go smoke outside the apartment. But anyway, what makes them so addictive? Yea they say it's tne nicotine, but i disagree. People smoke other things, like cloves.. they don't have nicotine. But still.. what do people get out of cigarettes. Well take them away from a smoker and you get the PREcoffee person back.
Ok try this experiment, take cigarettes away from a person before coffee, and throw thier chocolate away. Then see if you can get to the door before they kill you. Oh and believe me they will try.
fourth addiction, ENERGY DRINKS. The caffine for the non coffee drinker. A kick in the ass in a can (or bottle depending on what kind it is). Some work for some people, some work for others. Some have side effects. Not real bad. I think. I know a guy that says Monster Assault is like being pushed by a satyr. Yea he get's one of those in him and his wife tries ot hide.. lol Same addiction as coffee I would imagine..
Fifth addiction ALCOHOL. Really needs no explanation.. lol
Sixth addiction, and probly the most fun of the bunch SEX. Some sayt that being addicted to sex is bad. I'm not really sure how. Think of it.. doctors say that you burn 150 calories an hour having sex. WELL HOT DAMN, how could that kind of fat burning be bad. Besidesm if you have a good partner. WOOHOO, makes it less work, and more fun anyway. Granted.. you have to realize the other addictions can help you with this one.
Fifth addiction can get almost anyone into bed.
Fourth addiction can keep you going for hours.
Third addiction for when it was just that DAMN good.
Second addiction to get you going after a night that uses alot of the fourth.
First addiction.. makes the sixth addiction just that much more fun.
But if you go back and think about it, 6 addictions that we all know of, that tie in together. Is that really bad or good.. or was it meant to be.. look how easilly they work together.
Have fun.. good addicting.
