Hello to all my virgin,
here we are on a friday, and i have no virgins. this may be a lonely day for me. I must of died and didn't go to heaven. I must of did something wrong or pissed someone off... if this is paradise then i really been screwed.
Hi there. I'm Achmed. I just got back from japan. It was cheaper for me to get fix there than in China where I was I first made. I'm so happy. I got married to 1 of my 69 virgin's. The problem is. She's always touching me..... I couldn't kill her not even for a ice cream sandwich. She asked me to use my cell phone. I gave it to her . She had to call the verion guy, but she didn't know that the cell phone was going to go off 4 seconds. I also didn't tell her that my father is really Walter. I put her in the box with him.
