Jesse's blog: "About ME!"

No relationships for me, I don’t think I’m physically capable to have my heart taken out again and then peed on and dropped in a jar of sulfuric acid, then ever so "gently" shoved back into my chest...On a lighter side, point is, I'm in all probability cooler then you and more intelligent, if you don’t concur that’s totally fine, that’s why its YOUR opinion, it's entirely fine in this day and age to be wrong. Besides, you almost certainly have been stung by a “jealousfish” at the beach and that’s the explanation for your detestable condition of hating, you need to eat a peanut butter and jealous sandwich cool whip and chill.. I am a freaking lunatic when it comes to partying and having fun. I love the outdoors and the indoors, I can be spontaneous or scheduling. I honestly don’t care what people think and I have NEVER followed the pack… the pack can lick my A**! You can follow me or just be a lunchbox because, well I pretty much rock. Its not cocky, its just..well okay maybe it is cocky..but people have been dealing with assholes for thousands of years so I think even someone with such a mundane sense of being can handle it. I am very creative, I love football, video games, beer, and casual sex if you think that’s to guyish, well your boyfriend didn’t think so as he left my place at 2 in the morning so maybe you should take up a class, huh homegirl. I don’t just read novels, I am one. I quote movies ALL the time and I think people are kinda lame when they don’t know what I am quoting. I have handcuffs and I know how to make use of them. I believe self-value and humor are the key to life. You are who you present yourself to be..understand posers? I can't stand cheaters, liars or thieves..so if you are one of those clown shoes, walk away before it gets uglier then the guy you were making out with on the dance floor b4 the strobes went out. I adore being the axis of attention and I usually am. I can probably out dance 98% of the people at the club with me, and yes I’m bragging, so deal. Deep down I am a romantic and I love my friends. I may come off as brash and arrogant, and you’re probably right, but again deal. I have learned that true friends like you no matter what, so with that said, I love my gamers and partiers.. I articulate my mind and I love the beach. I believe in unicorns, fairies and magical pots of gold, if you don’t then you’re in essence doomed to failure and really just suck. I will write a book one day of me and my crazy friends exploits and we will win some nature of award. Anyway this is me in a nutshell.