The"I'm putting off writing a paper" Ashley Facts:
-can actually read
-thinks a good alternative for losing weight is just becoming a plus size model
-has thanked God for many things, but never good directions...or turnip greens
-is usually down $15 at casinos
-chipped a tooth while eating scrambled eggs
-was M.V.P. of the 1996 TVYBL ball tournament
-is about as smooth as a peice of sandpaper that has acne and a snaggle tooth
-was not named in the mitchell report
-had a dream about exploring caves with Shaquille O'neal and together whipping a warewolf until it turn into meatloaf...the singer
-has a mediocre poker face
-is academically eligible
-believes the word "suprise" should never follow a food item on a menu
-jumps higher then elephants by default
-doesn't judge a book by its cover, but mostly by how many pages it has.
-hasn't smelled like teen spirit for a couple of years
-has never been showcased on a jumbotron
-isn't a twin
-tried to turn her computer sound down with the t.v. remote a few times
-wanted to be a boy when I was 4
-isn't a triplett
-wins many awards due to technicalities
-thinks that if a dingleberry was the name of an actuall fruit...its probably wouldn't taste good
-reads everything on the teleprompter
-has never used a 3 pencil
-her family crest is not a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong...or a muskie eating John Glenn
