Witchy-Woman has to visit me here when she gets horny now. She comes over about twice a week. She likes to swim buttnaked in my pool in the basement. It's heated and inside. You can swim year round at my pad. The basement is my party room. It has a dance floor, the pool, two giant dairy coolers filled with beer, a complete bar, a giant screen HD TV set with Dish, and a stereo music system. It is like having a club in the basement.
My parents lived here a few years ago and they entertained their friends and clients here. I just walked into it. You can't beat that.
My parents keep hoping I will become sane and turn into a good citizen. Yea, right! Like that will ever happen! Why would I want to give up all this? I may be crazy but I ain't stupid!