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ABOUT FU-OWNING ME

NOW I KNOW I CAN PUT MY SETTINGS SO CERTAIN PEOPLE CAN'T OWN ME BUT THAT DOESN'T SIT WELL WITH ME WHEN SOME "MAN' BUYS ME OFF OF A WOMAN HERE AND FOR WHAT I HAVE NO FRICKING CLUE BUT FORTUNATELY TWO OTHER WOMEN BOUGHT ME BACK, SO HERE IS THE DEAL FROM NOW ON,  ANY WOMAN CAN OWN ME THAT I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH BUT IF SOME GUY BUYS ME ON FU-OWNED, I WILL BLOCK YOU AND/OR DELETE YOU OFF OF MY LIST QUICKER THAN PIG SLOP BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'LL OWN A GUY, NOT IN THIS LIFETIME WILL I EVER DO THAT HERE, I AM ONLY INTO WOMEN AND BY GOD, THAT'S HOW IT IS GOING TO BE TIL I AM DEAD, I WILL ONLY TOUCH A WOMAN, THAT'S JUST HOW I AM AND HOW IT'LL BE. MAKES ME SICK THAT A GUY WOULD WANT TO FU-OWN ME LET ALONE TRY ANYTHING FUNNY WITH ME THAT IS JUST NOT ME!

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