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| | A Woman's Testimonial??? |
| created @ 11/17/2009 12:58 pm |
| mum expired. [FRIENDS] |
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As a woman, I believe that yearly physical checkups are important, so it was time to head to the doctor. When I arrived, I met first with the nurse who started with the basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asked. "135," I replied. The nurse put me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.
The nurse asked: "Your height?" "5 feet, 6 inches," I answered. The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5 feet, 3 inches.
She then took my blood pressure and told me that it's very high. "Of course it's high!" I screamed. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" She put me on Prozac. What a bi*ch.
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