A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking.
Annoyed, the worker yelled, "Well you're an ugly bitch anyway!"
The girl turned around and replied, "It must be terrible when even an ugly bitch won't give you the time of day."
(Having worked on a job site with some of these asses I know this one would shut biggest bastard up in no time!)