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And no, I am not talking about supplying weapons to the various sides of the conflicts around the world, although, it would indeed be a profitable business. I have figured out that what I need to do is use people's vices against them, or more specifically, their fetishes or hangups. Home automation is nothing new, but considering there is still a large percentage of the human population that believe that there is only one sexual position and sex is for procreation only, how about a system that immediately turns the bedroom lights out so repressive personalities can have sex, and design a bed that if one of the partners does something beyond basic intercourse, they are immediately catapulted from the bed and their pastor, preacher, vicar, or priest is immediately summoned for spiritual intervention? For the swingers in the population, the bedroom furnishings would consist of an electronic pick a number dispenser, with the added function of what the person is planning on doing, a counter over the bed so the next person in line can get ready, and the bed will have removable sections to handle double penetration with oral at the same time. A KY jelly dispenser could be a accessory for a bed post. For those that prefer to be hairless, a system in which the person stands in place, a series of form fitting rollers cover the body with industrial strength surgical tape, wide enough to cover the body, and then two mechanical systems will remove the tape from the body in less than a second. Optional sound proofing for the bathroom will be available for a small upgrade fee. For the BDSM segment of the population, four poster beds complete with harness rings, whipping posts for the bedroom, a complete line of torture devices with decor options ranging from early inquisition to Vlad Dracul's dungeon, or a Vincent Price theme. Even some pet products could be adapted, like the invisible fence..... This industry could extend into home design, condo communities, etc.
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