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SmoovKel's blog: "Kel's"

created on 06/01/2007  |  http://fubar.com/kel-s/b87806

A true salesman

A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to > increase his > Sales. > > So he put up a sign that read,'Free Sex with > Fill-Up.' > > > Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and > asked for his > Free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 > to 10. > If he guessed correctly he would get his free sex. > > The redneck guessed 8, and the proprietor said, > 'You were close. The number was 7. > Sorry. No sex this time.' > > A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, > Bubba, > Pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for > his free sex. > > The proprietor again gave him the same story, > And asked him to guess the correct number. > > The redneck guessed 2 this time. > The proprietor said, > 'Sorry, it was 3. > You were close, but no free sex this time.' > > As they were driving away, the redneck said to his > buddy, > 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really > give away free > Sex.' > > Bubba r eplied, > 'No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't rigged. > My wife won twice last week.
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