Everything that leaves my lips, whether it's inteded to be or not, has a tendancy to sound rude, or so it seems. Having said that, should you find the thoughts herein to be harsh, keep in mind it's purely unintentional. I'm just being my straightforward self.
I drive approximately 40 minutes to work every day, roughly 1/3 of the drive being 4 lane highway and 1/3 in heavy traffic. Which, in minutes, equals 13.3333333... Not an abundant amount of time but sufficient for the purpose I choose to use it today.
If you find yourself thinking, "I did that the other day, or an hour ago" you might want to pay close attention to what I have to say, I'm writing this for you. And for me so I don't have to spend more time writing similar material.
I'm driving on the highway, cruise is set to 75, listening to my music. A van passes me, which is fine. They must be in a bigger hurry than I am. I continue driving and a couple minutes later I start to catch up to the van again. Ok, I switch lanes and pass them. Get back in the slow lane and here this van is passing me again. Is it that hard to choose a speed? Are you that indecisive? Is this some kind of game that I don't know about? If so... I want to play!
I'm passing an on-ramp and I see cars that will be joining me in my transit. I'm not so fond of the lane I'm driving in that I can't give it up to make it easier for someone else. Yet, more times than not, when the roles are switched, I find that other drivers can't return the favor. To all of you who are guilty... thank you.
I have to admit... I have a great ass. But you can't appreciate it when I'm sitting on it in the driver's seat! Get OFF! I would prefer to see your headlights, not the cliffhanger you got goin' on. And if you do this inadvertently... have enough intelligence to realize that I'm not sending you a message in morse code by tapping my brakes more than once.
I don't mind drivers that prefer to go the speed limit or under. Kudos... way to be 'safe'. Keeping that in mind, if you see a line of 10 cars piled up behind you and you're in the fast lane,if you even look in your rear view mirror... GET OUT OF THE WAY! And don't get pissed off when I salute you, I'm just trying to tell you you're #1.
Yes, I feel like I'm wasting my time. No, I don't have road rage. I just wish we could respect one another on the road enough to treat others as we wish to be treated. This is for all the idots out there. Thank you for making me feel so smart.
