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In no particular order...
1. Women who leave their fiance's for another, better guy. then cheat on him with a loser ex-boyfriend and people she works with. Then when he leaves her over it and she's left with only guys who want to use her and leave her and only remember she exists when they're horny, she ends up going back to the first loser who can't read or write.
2. The guy who gets cheated on by #2 and then takes her back...repeatedly.
3. Americans who believe we killed Osama bin Laden this week, considering it was less than a week before that the president made comments about how wayward the people of our nation have become, and that the government was going to work hard to dispel myths that seem to be tearing us apart. Not to mention the fact that Congress refuses to release photos of the raid or bin Laden himself because they haven't been fabricated yet. Yes, we're all true blue Americans now. W love America! Write some more country songs! But wake the fuck up and stop believing everything you read, you fucking dimwits.
