Hair's blog: "A poem I found & liked"

Cleaning poem...

I asked the Lord to tell me
why my house is such a mess...
He asked if I'd been computerin'
and I had to answer yes.

He told me to get off my fanny
and tidy up the house...and so I started cleaning up
the smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside
that really did the trick...
I was just admiring my good work
I didn't mean to click.

but click I did and oops I found
a real absorbing site...
that I got so way into
I was into it all the night.

nothing's changed except my mouse
it's very very shiny...
I guess my house will stay a mess
while I sit here on my hiney!