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| A NUNN GETS INTO A CAB AND - |
created @ 09/20/2008 03:55 am |
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she notices that the very handsome young cabbie keeps glancing at her. She finally asks him why he is staring.
He says, " I have a question, but don't want to offend you."
Nun says, "My son, when you are as old as I am you have hear and seen so much that you are not easily offended. Go ahead and ask and don't worry about offending me."
"Ok, well it has always been my fantasy to kiss a nun."
The nun says, "well, lets see what we can do about that fantasy. 2 rules, you must be single and a catholic"
The cabbie says, "Yes, I am catholic and single." So they pull into the alley and fulfill his fantasy. But when they leave the alley, the cabbie starts to cry.
The nun asks him what is wrong, did she ruin his fantasy?
He says, "No, I have a confession, I am married and Jewish."
The nun says, "do not feel bad, everyone has some deceptions in thier lives. I am not a nun. I am Kevin, I'm on my way to a costume party" |
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