I'm going to have recurring themes throughout my blogs, so I thought I'd put someof the basic ones in a primer, so you can tell early my views, and if you even want to bother reading them.
1) Oprah is the anti-Christ. She is leading her followers down the path of ruin. She has all the Oprah zombies reading what she says, doing what she says...she's a cult within herself.
She's a snooty fake, who's forgotten where she's from as far as I'm concerned. Over the years, if there is an American affliction, it has touched Oprah personally.
2) Dr. Phil is the Devil. Where else but America can a fat man have a best selling diet book? Where else can a man who's been divorced have a best selling relationship book?
He is living proof of #1. He spouts off common sense, and the Oprah zombies think it's like the first time Jesus spoke. Use your head ladies, he's a moron.
3) PETA is an ecoterrorist organization, spreading false propaganda.
I admit, some of the previous animal practices were horrible, but isn't making up statistics and scientific facts, passing them off as the truth, and spreading them wrong also.
I used to work in a meat packing plant (insert joke here), and it was horrible. Death, blood, stench...but bacon is delicious.
And I love my leather shoes and jackets, so I'm from the theory we're stopping the world from being overrun by cows and piggies.
4) Alec Baldwin promised to move out of the USA if George Bush was elected, and he's a welcher.
Step up son, move to Iraq.
5) Sean Penn is a hypocrite. For a guy who spent half his career beating up photographers trying to take his pic, tied Madonna to a chair so she couldn't leave when they were married, and was just a general douche, how can you now tell us who to help, and try to come across as a person who cares?
6) Ted Nugent should be president. He's opinionated, thinks out his ideas, and hates PETA more than me. I'm not saying that everything that comes out of The Nuge's mouth is right, but he's not far off on alot of things.
My fear would be all the hippies would actually come out to vote, just so he can't be in charge, then the country will smell like incense...ewwww.
7) The Boston Red Sox and San Francisco 49er's suck balls.
8) Prostitution and Marijuana should be legal. Regulated, Taxed, and Monitored, they could add millions of dollars to the ol' tax coffers.
Look at Amsterdam. On some issues, a European way of thinking wouldn't be a horrible thing.
9) I'm for the death penalty, and think that if we would make them Pay Per View, crime would go down, and they would basically pay for themselves, between the actual PPV's, and the ensuing DVD.
Who wouldn't pay $39.95 to see a few bad people removed from this earth.
10) If I never heard another Tool, NIN, or any Hot Country band again, I would be happy. Ironically, alot of my friends are Tool fan's, so I consider it community service to be around those retards.
11) I don't always use politically correct words. I am biased, prejudice, and sometimes speak before I think. But I figure everyone is, its just to what level are you.
"I don't hate you because of your race, creed, religion, or sexuality...I hate you because you are a douche"
Have a stellar day
Mr 7000000
