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A mouse munched on my bird
created @ 11/22/2022 07:32 am
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So I put the frozen turkey in the garage to begin it's slow accent to fully cooked status and a mouse chewed on the end of one of the legs apparently all night cause it's halfway through the knob end of one leg.

I'm only slightly concerned about disease. I mean...this is likely just a small, healthy, field mouse that took refuge for the winter when one of the girls was riding her bike or whatever. It IS BFE Nebraska after all..

Would you throw out a 20 pound bird and buy another? They are really cheap but it just feels wasteful AF...

it's literally just the end of one leg.

Stupid question things that only happen to daniel...lol.
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