About two weeks ago, God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the repulsive
behavior that was going on. So God called one of the angels and sent the angel
to Earth for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were being good
because he wanted to encourage them...give them a little something to help them
keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, 'Just wondering. I didn't get one either.