How to use the rebate
As you may have heard the Bush Administration said each and
every one of us would now get a nice rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to
China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs,
if we purchase a computer it will all go to India,
if we purchase fruit and vegetables it will all go to Mexico,
Honduras, and Guatemala,
if we purchase a good car it will all go to Japan,
if we purchase useless crap it will all go to Taiwan
and none of it will help the American economy.
We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to
keep that money here at home is to buy prostitutes and beer, since it
seems like those are the only businesses still in the US.
