ABOUT ME
Full Name: J. Thomas
Birthday: September 4, 1972
Birthplace: Durant, Oklahoma (home of the whopper)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height and Weight: 6-foot-tall and 1-fat-bastard
Right or Left Handed: Right
Heritage: Native American and Honkey
Worst Habit: touching my Christian parts in the shower
Shoe Size: 13
Shoes You Wore Today: my black sneakers
Innie or Outie: Innie
Weakness: pretty eyes and star wars
Fears: spiders, heights, and Ryan Seacrest
Perfect Pizza: Sausage and Beef on a crispy crust
Thoughts First Waking Up: “Aww shit, I gotta get on that Bowflex today!”
Best Physical Feature: my fingers (ask around, she’ll tell ya)
MY FAVORITES
Color: Black
Food: Italian and Nachos (fuck I love nachos)
Sport: HOCKEY!! GO PENS!!
Animal: Titmouse
Candy: Zots
Song: Tom Waits – The Return of Jackie and Judy
Gum: sugar free bubble, dont care what brand
Holiday: Festivus (for the rest of us)
Season: Winter
Radio Station: I don’t listen to the bastard devil radio
Body Part on the Opposite Sex: Eyes, although I do like the other stuff due south
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Superman
Where do you want to live when you grow up?: Parts Unknown (like the wrestlers)
If you can change one thing about you what would it be?: My inability to get a record deal
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? I wouldn’t say anything mean like that about a friend : P
Whose the loudest?: Greg, he’s hard of hearing from the drumming
Who makes you laugh the most?: Todd Smith representin’ OKC
Whose the shyest?: Tony
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Lets walk on the: water like we did last summer
Lets look at the: bottom of the bottle
What a nice: ninja sword you’ve got
Never under any circumstances: let em see you sweat
Everyone has a: fucking story to tell, and i’ve only got a case of beer
HAVE YOU EVER
Ran away from home: gonna do it tomorrow if I dont get to watch Spongebob
Pictured your crush naked: I have pictured 90% of the chicks in the world naked
Skipped school: many times
Laughed so hard you cried: yes, my friends are kickass that way
Fell off your bed: earlier when I saw the picture of Laney
Cheated on someone: NOPE
Drank alcohol: hiccup
Been on stage: yes I have, and I long for those days again
DO YOU
Want to go to college: only to see the football game
Want to get married: well, it would be nice to marry and have a bunch of little Indian babies
Think you are attractive: I’m tall dark and gruesome
Play an instrument: guitar, bass, etc
Sleep with stuffed animals: she was pretty bad, but not that bad
THIS OR THAT
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE, fuck I hate group shit
Strawberries or Blueberries: Straw
TV or Movie: hmmm, 24 or Star Wars...movie I guess
MTV or VH1: NEITHER, they are whorish channels
Boxers or Briefs: briefs, gotta keep the boys in a bunch
WHOSE THE LAST PERSON
You talked to on the phone: my boss
Messaged: Tracy and her fine ass
Hugged: My Mom when I gave her the Xmas present
Yelled at: the Pittsburgh Penguins for giving up a goal
Played a sport with: pocket pool is a one man sport , I got this
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where are you?: in my apartment killing time
What can you see out your window?: the pool all covered up for winter
Are you listening to music?: Yep, some shit I wrote for the local wrestling promotion
What are you wearing?: tight whities and a Raiders shirt
What on your mousepad?: my mouse
IN A GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: green
Favorite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: long, but depends on the person
Height: over 3` tall and under 7`
Weight: I love em all
Best Clothing Style: casual with just a touch of slut (haha)
RANDOM
What country would you like to visit the most?: Czechoslovakia
How many pillows do you sleep with?: One
Person you hate the most?: THE MAN
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 4
What is the worst weather?: Drought!
