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Delegation and Focus were the two horsemen of time management. They proudly rode their fine steeds wearing their armour made of pure commitment, laced with pride. As they rode, they rode down the hill. They always rode downhill.

Procrastination and Interruption were the two horsemen of Stress. They rode their mangy lame mules wearing their armour of excuses and blame. As they rode, they rode up the very same hill.  They always rode uphill.

The riders met half way up the hill and half way down the hill at exactly half the amount of time it would take the horsemen of time management to ride the rest of the way downhill AND exactly half the amount of time it would take the horsemen of stress to ride the rest of the way uphill, depending on your point of view.

Delegation said to Procrastination "Why is it that you two horsemen always ride up hill on your mangy mules dressed in excuses and blame, when you could join us on our fine steeds and ride downhill wearing pure commitment and pride?". Procrastination looked at his rags and his mangy mule, then he looked at Interruption dressed in excuses and blame and turned to Delegation and said, "WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF YOU SMARMY PRICK?"

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