John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of
me
life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub
for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won
the prize for the Best Toast of
the Night". She said, "Aye, did ye now. And
what was your toast?" John said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life,
sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary
said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the
street
corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at
the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he
told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there
twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and
the other time I had to
pull him by the ears to make him come
