See, it all happens like this- They weave the patterns, map out the moves, create the one thing that keeps their little game afloat and covince mortals it's all an elaborate stage play designed for their amusement. That way, They can move amongst the ranks of mortals with nary a second glance.
Who do you think created the Goth movement anyway? Have mortals look more like you and..... well, you get the picture.
What? Did I check your King with a mere Pawn? So sorry....
Ah, and since it's coming from the mouth of a madwoman, it just HAS to be true! Or maybe not. You decide.
So, you foolish mortals *laughing like some B-movie mad scientist* play your little game, amuse us with your pathetic attempt to emulate that which YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT!!! Just keep in mind that player that seems to take the game a little TOO seriously.....
.....might just be one of us.....
