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As alot of you might know, i have the habit of ranting about horrible things i see day to day and cannot explain.... heres a little change of pace.
Things I like:
1.)I like bacon....pretty much on anything...
2.) sitting at home under a blanket on cold shitty days such as this one.
3.) When people acknowledge that you are reading a book and keep their fucking lips shut.
4.) cigarettes....one in the morning, after food of any kind, during prolonged bathroom breaks, while in the company of whiny ass non-smokers, after sex....tho I dont know what thats like, since im still a virgin, and when i'm drinking a beer.
5.) Tylenol PM.....i love them with almost every fiber of my being.
6.) Spanker new socks.....i was an odd child....i wanted socks on Christmas.
7.) movies that involve any underdog character coming back and whippin ass.
8.) Hearing from old friends....it's always a treat to hear you are doing well.
9.) When bums argue over change begging territory.....it is truly a sight to be seen.
10.) Long bus rides with a fully charged iPod.
11.) Head. period.
12.) 90 degree weather......and really bad thunder storms. The idea of peril falling from the sky intrigues me beyond belief.....the only way i would be more pleased, is if it rained loaded hand guns.
13.) Sarcasm. It happens to be one of the only reasons i roll out of bed in the morning.
14.) Bewbies.
15.) Coloring books.....there is some kind of healing properties about coloring books that i cant quite explain.
16.) Telling the aforementioned Bums to fuck off when they ask me for change.
17.) Someone who knows how to cuddle......
18.) watching people falling.....I dont care if they get hurt or not. That shits funny.
19.) did i mention i like to watch people falling? off of roofs, down stairs, on skates, off of barstools, out of moving cars, off of ladders, out of trees, and even just walking down the street. Hilarious shit. If i win the lotto....im gonna pay a team of people to go to roller skating rinks and just trip people so i can sit back and watch. Fat people are twice as funny when they fall tho. Just sayin....
20.) Girls that dont have to wear insane amounts of make-up.
21.) bartending.....oh how i miss the wheeling and dealing of drinks
22.) Talking to myself when im in public.
23.) Tattoos. I hate the word "tattz"....if you use it around me I will probably not talk to you.
24.) Porn. I dont feel that i need to explain why....if you dont understand, then i would suggest you go back to school and learn a few things.
25.) I love when a woman wears those "boy shorts"....mysteriously makes my pants seem much smaller than they are.
26.) annnnnd lastly, when a woman gets out of the shower after washing her hair and its still kinda damp....gets in bed and throws her hair over my face.....dont ask why....the shit puts me to bed faster than Tylenol PM.
Hopefully you folks can at least appreciate some of the things i mentioned. If not, i hope you get fat and fall off of something.
