DJ Monkey NUTZ
So you decided to fight through the jungle to meet with The Monkey....
About Me- I'm just a fun loving, easy going guy. Best way to descibe me is as a "Nice Guy with an Evil side", henceforth my well known moniker as "The Evil Monkey King"
My Quote:
"It is better to Be a smart-ass than a dumb-ass"
OTHER THINGS
Style of music you play- Would have to say the genre I know best is the 80's. Anything from old school rap to hair bands. I also like rap, hip hop (YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE), house, techno, rock, and (YES) I have been known to rock out to Tchaikovsky and Bach (Classical for those who don't know). I guess you could say I listen to everything except gospel.
Real Life Occupation- Business and one of the rarest and dirtiest jobs in America
Hobbies- Playing my PS2, Listening to music, watching anime, dancing my ass off at clubs,fishing, camping, photoshop and morphing people's pics.
Interest- Spending time with cool ass people,
Idols- My mother. She passed away from MS and was the strongest person I have ever known. She taught me the true importance of telling people you love them before it is too late.
Hero- Again, my mother first and foremost. Secondly, the troops that are out there protecting the freedoms of the nation I love so dearly. On that note I say two things...."Dislike the politics, but support the troops" and "If you can't stand behind them, please stand in front of them while I pass out the bullets."
Likes- Chill people, animals, honesty and (I am a guy so I would be a liar not to add this) Beautiful women in bikinis.
Dislikes- Liars, cheaters, RATS (as in snitches), people that abuse kids, terrorists (Cause they are cowards) people that complain about politics and DO NOT VOTE!!!!!, and animal abusers.
Favorite Quote- "Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil..... HAVE NO FUN"
Favorite Band Or Favorite Song "Come On Eileen - Dexie's Midnight Runners" and "Stray Cat Strut - Stray Cats"
Kids- None... And it's a good thing cause my mom cursed me and said they will be like me LOL
Single/Separated/Married/Taken/Dating- Single.... There are reasons though
JUST FOR KICKS
Shoe Size- 10 1/2.... so you do the math LOL
Boxers/Briefs- Both (I wear Boxer Briefs)
Thongs/G's/Panties- Yes please.... Just leave them beside the bed when you take them off ;)
Favorite Color- Black
Favorite Animal- Tigers and Wolves
Pet- None yet, but hopefully I can adopt a Tiger at the Tiger sanctuary I want to work at in Texas
Favorite Actor/Actress- Brandon Lee (I LOVE The Crow)
Coke/Pepsi- Neither unless there is Bacardi in them and then it doesn't matter after the fifth one.
Favorite Drink- Coffee
Favorite Alcohol Drink- my creation "Hair of the Monkey" (Let me know if ya want the recipe)
Favorite Food- Almost any kind of Chinese food excluding seafood and yes I do use chopsticks
Favorite Desert- Twist soft serve ice cream
