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Dear Newest Love Interest in NY,
I know you want me to come and see you. Believe me, if I had the money, I would have already flown out. My plans for travel this year have prevented it, thus far. I wish I had gotten a contract sooner, but I have have to make you wait until I'm back from being on tour, instead. I love you. I miss talking to you. every time I close my eyes, I dream of lying in your arms. I hope that's enough to sustain you until I can get there.
Huggles and kissles,
That Hobo You Know
