So yesterday I get a rate of 10 from some woman.
Ok, whatever.
She then asks for a friend request....
Anyways, this person says ....here's my Yahoo sn...let's talk. I'm always down for some good conversation so I add the person.
Today when logged into Yahoo I get a IM from this person. Here's the transcript :
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steve b: Hello
Sandra Wale: how are you doing
steve b: I'm ok and yourself?
Sandra Wale: asl?
steve b: old/rarely but I'm male / and in New Jersey
Sandra Wale: Ok
steve b: http://www.fubar.com/user/xxxxxx
steve b: this is me....for what it's worth.
Sandra Wale: Ok
steve b: scary huh?
Sandra Wale: wow you looking great
steve b: danke.
Sandra Wale: so baby
steve b: yes?
Sandra Wale: i will like to know more of you]
steve b: there isn't really much to know.
Sandra Wale: ok
Sandra Wale: so can you tell me
steve b: I like synthesizers, kitty cats, watching movies, rainy days and sleeping in.
Sandra Wale: Ok
Sandra Wale: so baby i will like to tell you more about me
steve b: very good.
Sandra Wale: ok
Sandra Wale: so baby did you live alone
Sandra Wale: ?
BUZZ!!!
steve b: well me and the cats
Sandra Wale: baby do you have webcam?
steve b: I do ...but i dont have it here.
Sandra Wale: so can i wait to see you?
steve b: well i do have alot of pics on fubar.
Sandra Wale: ok
Sandra Wale: so baby i which i can tell you more about me now
steve b: oh?
Sandra Wale: I've being having a problem with my father who i live
with but right now Due to our differences, i have left
the State after the death of my Mom in United State Of
America. My Dad works with Oil Contractors in New York
and Africa include some parts of the Asian and US. I
work with my father as his personal auditor and we
move around for his contracts wherever he is awarded
steve b: Oh..sorry to hear about your Mother.
Sandra Wale: My ex husband, Douglas Henry, absconded with my father
money which was kept with me after a completion of a
contract in New York,USA. When my ex husband got
absconded with the undisclosed sum of USDollars, this
brought the first broke up between me and my dad, cos
he thought, we have the deal together, but not knowing
that I'm innocent about this. So my dad has been harsh
and tough against me about this
steve b: wow.
Sandra Wale: Then when I perceived all his behaviors towards me and
the bad acts of his newly gotten wife, i decided to
leave United state to meet a friend in Nigeria/
western side in Africa - Lagos, whom have meet during
our stay there for a contract with N.N.P.C. I left the
state because my father have being treating me bad and
stopped me from working with him even having any
access to his assets, and i felt no where to go than
to leave the states
steve b: I understand.
Sandra Wale: Now, I'm in need of your help, I have gotten the enough money to run myself when I get to you i want to come over to your end and stay with you for main time, I don't want to live here anymore, you know I'm aforeigner here and it is absolutely dangerous for me here, so that is why i need your gesture assistance
steve b: oh?
Sandra Wale: So baby can i trust you?
Sandra Wale: U there?
steve b: Im here
Sandra Wale: So baby can i trust you?
steve b: sure you can.
Sandra Wale: ok
Sandra Wale: How i want you to help me?
steve b: you tell me
steve b: Did I tell you i'm independantly wealthy?
Sandra Wale: I have some money, which I've gotten from an over invoiced Contract
renumeration executed by my dad with some contractors, so I have taken up the money from the contractors, andI'm hiding up the money from the girl I stayed with here in West African, because i might got setup if
they know i have such huge amount of money($12.4million USDollars)
steve b: My net worth is roughly 3.4 million (US)
steve b: I invested in Cheerio Seeds which eventually grew into Cheerio trees. I then proceded to sell them to companies that made it into cereal.
Sandra Wale: ok
steve b: so I have lots of money. More than I know what to do with.
Sandra Wale: So for me to be more safe and secured, I put this money in a boxes and got it locked up with a security code known to me only, and I deposited the box with some of my Travelling luggage with a Security and Insurance Company who render private diplomatic delivery service and i told them that the box are my Travelling luggage, which I want to send forth to U.S because I 'm returning home, then i paid them up their custody and security fee
steve b: Makes sense.
Sandra Wale: So, I want the box sent to you while i catch up with you as soon as it's being delivered to you, while I pay you up your Rent charge and a reasonable amount for compensation, only 30% of the money in the box to
you
steve b: I can wire you the amount of 5,000 us dollars.
Sandra Wale: No baby you can talk to Security company
steve b: ok...i can send them the money and some cheerio seeds as a token of my appreication.
steve b: is 5000 too little? I can send more...lots more.
Sandra Wale: i have the photo of the Luggage with me over here
Sandra Wale: can i show you?
steve b: I like Luggage.
steve b: I trust you.
Sandra Wale: that is the money insaide the luggage
steve b: i can see that.
steve b: Impressive..most impressive.
Sandra Wale is sending you 1 file:
2 boxes with the funds.jpeg (4 KB)
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steve b: Did I tell you have a Ferrari?
steve b: I mean I have a Ferrari.
steve b: I have lots of money.
Sandra Wale: ok
steve b: too much really
Sandra Wale: so baby i which you can help me
steve b: I'm at your beck and call.
Sandra Wale: So that we can invist the money with the one you have before?
steve b: But of couse.
steve b: course
steve b: I'm here to help.
steve b: Then I can give you some Cheerio money.
Sandra Wale: Every arrangement for the delivery is kinda perfect, I have obtained customs papers for private freight and there are seals on the box showing that it
is a private delivery and check performed, it is free from customs checks, it will be delivered at your Door Step by the diplomats of the security company, You don't need to burn out to receive it
steve b: outstanding!
Sandra Wale: ok
Sandra Wale: Every arrangement for the delivery is kinda perfect, I have obtained customs papers for private freight and there are seals on the box showing that it
is a private delivery and check performed, it is free from customs checks, it will be delivered at your Door Step by the diplomats of the security company, You don't need to burn out to receive it
steve b: I wouldnt want to be burn out.
Sandra Wale: And the box have security codes lock known to me only, only me can open
the box, except if I tell anyone the Code, so the Box cannot be opened on the Way of delivery to you
steve b: I won't tell a soul. My lips are sealed.
Sandra Wale: ok
Sandra Wale: Therefore, I want you to contact me as soon as possible, so that you can make the Clearance from the Security Company as my Fiance who is to receive my Box in the United State Of America And once the box gets
delivered to your doorstep, I will be there with you, then we can open the box together or i will tell you the code to open it, so that you can arranged
everything properly before my arrival
steve b: But of course.
steve b: Then we can go for a ride in my Ferrari!
Sandra Wale: ok
Sandra Wale: So all you will do for me to get the boxes and the document, is to write to the company as the receipient of my travelling luggages and do not tell them that boxes contains money, just you are my fiancee and you want my travelling luggage and the document sent to you in State. Because i told them that it is my travelling luggages, and i have locked the boxes with a security 4 codes, which prevent it from been opend by an authorized person
steve b: Very good.
steve b: What information do i need?
Sandra Wale: So i deposited the boxes and the document with the Company as a Private shipment (free from checks) and it will be deliver to your door-step, you do not need to burn out to receive. Therefore, below are my deposit details and the company's contact. You can write to him today and inform him that you want the boxes and the document to delivered to you as soon as possible and ask thim how much the clearance fee including the deposited fee will cost
steve b: Of course. I shall do it asap.
Deposit Ref#: GSC-POL-0669-PRVT3450
Clearance Sort Code: PRVT-3450-69GSC
Deposit Certificate #: 3450/PPPOL/234NG
Depositor: Sandra Lovly
CONTACT DETAILS:
Manager of security company Contact : Mr Mattew Collins
Emails : gbti-insurance@deliveryman.com
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So now we have Nigerian Spam on Fubar/Yahoo. Yay
But I do like my Cheerio Seed remark. ;)
