A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said
she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no
need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume
and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain and, as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband
cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new
stuff that
had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he
was her
husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just
before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume
away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for
his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what
kind of a time he had.
He said: - Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a
good time when you're not there.
Did you dance much?
I'll tell you, I n ever even danced one dance. When I got there,I
met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and
played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to
the guy I loaned my costume to......."
