sweet tart's blog: "stuff"

i checked my e mail one morning and woke up to this....my aunt wrote this. i thought it was hilarious. take the time to read it all you might get a kick out of it!!! enjoy! Sitting and staring at nothing on your computer screen? Glassy-eyed from your fitful or total lack of sleep? Puzzled over the direction (or lack of) that your life is taking? Mindlessly going through your day? Wondering when the caffeine will jump start your brain? Well, Friend, welcome to the wonderful and cloudy State of Confusion...THE place to be if you simply don't have the strength to be somewhere else! Yes, Friend, here in our State, we welcome with open arms your feelings of being adrift. Hey! Here in Confusion WE ALL are adrift....we have no idea where we are or what will happen in the next few minutes, days, months, etc. And you too can join us here, in the place where nobody has a clue about anything. And isn't it a comfort to know that you can enjoy the company of countless others that are fucking clueless? Countless others who can't decide which flip flops to put on...much less what to do with their day...others for whom thinking of absolutely nothing is preferable to having a thought at all (much less having a thought of doing something constructive). Yes, Friend, here in Confusion, we open our hearts to those special folks out there (in a world that actually expects you to do something) with open arms. And we don't give a damn what you do here. That's because we simply don't have the energy or inclination to care...and besides, we don't know what to do ourselves! That's just the way we think, or don't think...take your choice. There is always room for you here in this state. Should we keep the light on for you?