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TOP TEN REASONS TO DATE /MARRY A FIREMAN 1. We handle our hoses everyday and their the biggest around. 2. When we do somethin we do it right and we go in deep. 3. We can spread and ram anything. 4. There is always a risk of having a fire in our pants. 5. Grabin and holdin chicks is part of our job. 6. We like to work in confined spaces. 7. To us...everything is better hot and steamy. 8. We always wear protection. 9. Were not afraid to do it in public. 10. We can discharge 700 gallons a minute from our large nozzles......can you?

A Firefighter’s Life!

A Firefighter’s Life! A Firefighter's Life! It may take you two minutes to read this, but if you do not take the time to read this you are one of the people this post is talking about. You stay up for 16 hours He's been for 48 straight _________________________ You take a warm shower to help you wake up. The rain in the middle of the interstate keeps him awake. __________________________ You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He's chilled to the bone, hasn't eaten all day, has the flu, and then runs into a burning building __________________________ You drink your coffee on your way to the mall. He pumps on a five year olds chest on the way to the hospital. __________________________ You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He makes sure the pass device on his pack is working. __________________________ You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He watches his buddy fall through four floors of a burning building. __________________________ You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He walks down the highway looking for the motorcyclists missing limb. _________________________ You complain about how hot it is. He wears fifty pounds of gear in the middle of July and drags a body out of 1600 degree flames. __________________________ You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He hasn't seen a meal since last shift, when he ate breakfast. __________________________ Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He's worn the same stinking, wet, grungy clothes for the past 24 hours....no time for a shower. __________________________ You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He holds the hair of some college girl while shes puking in the back of the ambulance. __________________________ You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. His shift ended 2 hour
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