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Hello,
Help!
"Send someone over quickly!"
the old woman screamed into
the phone.
"Two naked bikers are climbing
up toward my bedroom window!"
"This is the Fire Department, lady,"
the voice replied.
"I'll have to transfer you to
the Police Department."
"No, it's YOU I want!"
she yelled.
"They need a longer ladder!"
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