so im at work last night, smokin a cigarette outside.... when i see a group of people walkin by about 50 yards away....and i see one go towards these bushes and i got to watch him GET SPRAYED BY A SKUNK!!! i started laughin so hard i almost pissed myself while watching this guy scream and cry until.... he starts fuckin puking!!! apparently this skunk had a bad case of hot sick ass from eatin too much taco bell out of the trash or sumthin and let this dude have it full blunt force right in his fuckin mouth. his friends were all standin about 30 yards away from him while hes cryin his fuckin eyes out!!! i couldnt stop laughin. then one of his friends calls a fucking ambulance.... this is where i cant breathe anymore between laughin so hard and the smell of hot sick taco bell ridden skunk ass wafting towards me... so the ambulance shows up, an emt pops out, gets about 10 feet of the guy and STARTS FUCKING PUKIN!!!! if i had a video camera i soo woulda youtubed this shit... they're tandem barfin and the driver wont even get out of the truck!!! the emt runs to the ambulance between hurls and gets himself back to straight right, and tells the kids friends something and then the ambulance, emt and driver FUCKING BAIL, leavin this dude puking his guts up and cryin for mommy, mercy and death....guess the emt said somethin along the lines of "hey kid, theres nuthin we can do for ya, so good luck finding a place where you can buy 5 gallons of tomato juice at 4 in the morning". i swear, this was the best night at work ive ever had in my life.... aside from having to smell hot, sick, taco bell ridden skunk ass... how was your day?
