(Moved this from stash, where lack of formatting made it impossible to read, sorry if you tried.)
The following are responses to a Washington Post contest requesting a title for "A Children's Book You Will Never See." This is from a few years ago, but my wife and I still say, "Hey, let's go ride our bikes!" at least once a week.
The name in parentheses after each title is author of the entry, not the book.
"You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)
"Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington)
"Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park)
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington)
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer ... Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac)
"All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" (John Kammer, Herndon)
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin Keutel, Alexandria)
"Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath, Takoma Park)
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Richard, Springfield)
