A Blonde's Year in Review
January
Took new scarf back to store because it
was too tight.
February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit
in printer !!!
March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw
puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
April
Trapped on escalator for hours ....
power went out!!!
May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little
packets!!!
June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't
find a lake with a slope.
July
Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used
their arms!!!
August
Got locked out of my car in rain
storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September
The capital of California is
"C".....isn't it???
October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to
peel.
November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ..
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
December
Couldn't call 911. "duh".....there's no
"eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
