`Life is just like an ocean; we are moving without end. Nothing stays with us, what remains is just the memories of someone who touched us like waves. I would like to touch everyone with my utmost sincerity, endless love for humanity, and burning desire to care ~ Juliet AKA Modela Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me drinks, gifts and nice comments on my profile page. I appreciate your friendship and may our friendship will grow stronger forever. Please be safe.You have a wonderful weekend. View on YouTube
`I hope your holidays will be full of joy, love, peace and happiness and may you have a memorable and eventful bonding time with your family and friends.A few of my Christmas gift suggestions for you:To your enemy, forgiveness.To your opponent, tolerance.To your friend, your heart.To your customer, service.To all, charity.To every child in this world, a good example.To yourself, respect, kindness and gratefulness.THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY AND FOR ALL THE LOVIN' YOU'VE SHOWERED TO ME ALWAYS. MOST OF ALL, THANK YOU FOR YOUR FRIENDSHIP AND LOVE YOU HAVE BESTOWED UPON ME ALL THROUGH THIS YEAR. I LOVE YOU MY FRIEND.MERRY CHRISTMAS and A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!xoxoxo,JULIET aka MODELA (*_*)
.A friend's story:My wife came home the other night and said,"Honey take my blouse off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my skirt off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my bra off."I said,"Ok!"She said,"Honey take my panties off."I said,"Ok!"Then she told me never to wear them again! ...LOLYou have a good night and thank you for stopping by.xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
`My girlfriend have always noticed me waving to everyone while we were driving around. She'd observed that no matter who it was, I'd flash my smile and wave to them happily, even if these people will give me a weird looks and didn't wave back at me. She asked me why I waved to strangers like that, and I said,"I heard about some people who had tried but failed to commit suicide. Many of them said that if only one stranger had just acknowledged me with a smile or a wave to let me know I exist, they wouldn't have tried to end their lives. I want to save a life today" ~ Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)Show your kindness and love to people you see, even those who you do not know. Let them know by your gestures you love and care for them as human. You might just save their life by showing your smile... You have a lovely weekend. Please take care and be well. xoxoxo (*_*)
`Check your Dirty IQ!Questions:1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I?5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I?8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I?10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?Answers:1. a dentist2. a wedding ring3. peanut butter4.chewing gum5. an elevator6. a nose7. a newspaper boy8. a glove9. a crane10. a toothbrush, of course!Now Really! Just what were you thinking?Get your dirty mind out of the gutter...LOLYou have a pleasant evening.Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
When you have a good friend that really cares for you and tries to stick in there with you, you treat them like nothing. Learn to be a good friend because one day you're going to look up and say I lost a good friend. Learn how to be respectful to your friends, don't just start arguments with them and don't tell them the reason, always remember your friends will be there quicker than your family. Learn to remember you got great friends, don't forget that and they will always care for you no matter what. Always remember to smile and look up at what you got in life.Peace be with you and may the creator be with you always. Thank you for your unconditional friendship. You have a beautiful week my friend. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table. Enjoy!P.s.Prison is the only place Hump Day is never celebrated...LOL
True friends are never apart, Maybe in distance, But not in heart. Thank you for stopping by and for sending me drinks and gifts. I appreciate your friendship. TGIF!You have a beautiful day!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
'A guy's talking to a girl in a bar.He asks her,"What's your name?"She says,"Carmen."He says,"That's a nice name. Who named you, your mother?"She says,"No, I named myself."He says,"Why Carmen?"She says,"Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?"He says,"Beerfuck." ....LOL....LOLENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)IN THE WILDERNESS......
Got a new program that you can't wait to use? Before you install it, you should ensure that your computer can handle it. Below, is one of a kind and a newer version of high tech laptop (lap...top-indeed! LOL) computer you can use today.... pack with panty-ilion (LOL) CPU -64-bit (x64) processor, Good memory (4GB - RAM you will never forget in your entire life LOL), free installed graphics card (want to be graphic, you'll have it! LOL), Ample of free hard disk space... (plenty of hard...errr I mean disk space...LOL) . ENJOY!...LOLThank you for the drinks you've left in my profile today/tonight. You have a good week ahead.Xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
A child asked his father,"How were people born?" So his father said,"Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him,"We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,"You lied to me!" His father replied,"No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." ~ LOL TGIF! Please don't forget to take you kids to go get something for"Mommy's special day" this Sunday. You have a marvelous weekend!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
``A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him,"If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says,"None." The teacher asks,"Why?" Johnny says,"Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says,"No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher,"If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says,"The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says,"No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" ~ LOL...LOLOnce again thank you for stopping by and for the drinks. Enjoy humping away tonight. Good night!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
Thank you for stopping by and for leaving me drinks tonight. You have a beautiful and bright sunny weekend! Looking forward to my colorful weekend here. xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
This crazy guy walks into a restaurant and tells the waiter,"Lemme get a cheeseburger, not too rare, not too well done, but right in the groove. Lemme get some fries, not too crispy, not too burnt, but right in the groove. And while you're at it, throw in a shake, not too thin, not too thick, but right in groove." The waiter took down the order and came back five minutes later and told the man,"The cook said you can kiss his ass, not to the left, not to the right, but right in the groove...LOLLOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HUMP. I HOPE YOURS IS FUN AND ENJOYABLE.GOOD NIGHT!xoxoxo,Juliet AKA Modela (*_*)
