51 Year Old
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Male
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From White Lake Township, MI·
Joined on November 21, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 30th
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I have a crush on someone!
51 Year Old
·
Male
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From White Lake Township, MI·
Joined on November 21, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 30th
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I have a crush on someone!
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The great philosopher Denis leary's work inspired me to write about me with such a good description of honestly who I am I'm very affectionate, loyal, kinda funny.
I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job I'm your average white suburbanite slob I like sports and porno and books about war
I live in a average place with a nice hardwood floor My life and my job, no kids and my car My feet on my table and a pot filled cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough To keep a man like me interested No, I've gotta go out and have fun At someone else's expense
So I drive really slow in the ultra-fast lane While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole I use public toilets and piss on the seat I walk around in the summertime saying "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole
Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces
I'm an asshole
Maybe I shouldn't be writing this long Ranting and raving and carrying on Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
Nah!
I'm an asshole
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph Getting one mile per gallon.
Yep I'm a asshole and I'm proud of it
51 Year Old
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Male
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From White Lake Township, MI·
Joined on November 21, 2013
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on November 30th
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I have a crush on someone!
Interests
Romance, reading, sex, sports.
Music
Ac/Dc, Led Zeppelin, black sabbath, poison, ozzy, pink floyd.
Movies
All godfathers, the secret, goodfella's, documentaries, Soprano's, and even some naughty movies.