I'm not like anyone you've ever met before. Unless you've already
met me... stalker.

Sure, I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but
lets face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred
times in all the other profiles... I believe that actions speak louder
than words, so why bother?

A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think
they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and
even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)

Anywhoo... I surround myself with optimistic people who are going
somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean KFC. I'm very open-minded
with an international outlook, a risk- taker who is always up for a
new adventure. I love dogs, beaches, meaningful conversations,
and self improvement.

I keep very busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination
to date everyone under the sun anymore, and I have no problem
meeting people. I'm extremely selective, and am just fine if I don't
meet anyone on here... BUT, if you're someone really really really
special, I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already
great lives that much better.

There's something very special about you. You are curious about
the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily
offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell
(without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to
see the world and travel, love to kiss, you cuddle like a cat on the
sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the
right places is a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of
your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can
actually keep up with me.

The rest is negotiable. (well, you can’t be a blood relative)