This should Narrow any possible interest any woman my have fro me.

Well im 44 or will be this year ( old man pervert run for your lives)
Single ( Undesirable old man pervert run for your lives )
Only have been in one serious relationship ( really or did you just make that up )
Had a stroke ( his brain is messed up )
So do not have a Job ( has no money or any possibility of wealth )
Have no car ( bum cant even drive me to a date )
No house ( Super bum )
And I have ED from the stroke and because I am a diabetic I only am on Metforman so far and have High blood pressure I cant even use that little blue pill. ( useless why don't you just kill yourself )
Now that I got that out of the way.

Im a nice person ( who cares )
Family is very important to me ( again who cares )
I am a sincerely caring person ( again not important you dubs ass )
when im in a committed relationship I am 100% committed ( supper for u )
I do have pretty impressive oral skills (well i guess you have to )

So you want to be my friend? ( crickets )

Well i;m also a very understanding person

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