Hate these things. Seems like a simple question, right? General and boring things: I'm Canadian, living in Ontario. I'm a writer, self-employed, thankfully in the "Yeah, I actually make a living" category. Yes, I'm really a girl. 5'7", 145 pounds, 39 years old and not worried about it.


The picture I've posted is about 3 years old. Hate having my picture taken due to some facial scars (you can sort of tell in the picture posted.)


If you ask me for boob shots, expect to get online porn in your inbox. I'm happy to spread the virtual love...the real stuff you gotta earn, and I don't just mean pictures. Come at me with sex talk and I'll throw some back at you, tongue in cheek. If you feel a fool, that's on you.


I'm shy, but cover it pretty well. I like to think I'm friendly and easy enough to get acquainted with, but I'm told I'm very hard to get to know. I have a good sense of humor, it makes an excellent ice breaker and shield :)


Friends and family get undivided loyalty. If you trust me with the personal, that's sacred. Earn and learn is the only way trust works, so it's pointless to say more about that now.


I'm attracted to people who are smart, have a good sense of humor and strong personalities. I could give a fuck about looks - in fact good looks are likely to turn me shy and awkward.


Ask me what you want to know...if it's too personal I'll tell you so :)