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BiBlueeyedangel*REALWifeToLoverboy23*FuPrincessTo♥♥ Phoenix ♥♥*ReadMyAboutME
29, Female, Holloman Air Force Base, NM

Name:( Jess) Read My About Me Before You ADD ME, COMMENT ON MY PICTURES OR Shout Box Me If U Cant Take the Time To Read It Then Dont Talk To Me
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(last updated:December 13, 2009 @ 3:02 pm)

Before I actually get to the "About Me" part of this, I want to lay down some rules. If you can follow them, we will get along just fine. If you cannot, you will be blocked.

1) Do NOT shout me saying anything perverted. i.e. "nice tits", "I want to fuck you", Hot Pic, etc. I do not want to hear it.

2) Do NOT call me baby, sexy, hunnie, hun, cutie or any other "pet names" you have for women. I am none of those to you.

3) Do NOT write a 10 page essay in a friend request. However, do put something in it. A good example: "Hi. My name is ________. Would you like to be friends?" Short and simple. I WILL NOT ACCEPT BLANK FRIENDS REQUEST.

4) If I do not get back to your private message or shout, it's probably because I am not here. Just because it shows me as online doesn't mean that I'm actually here. Most of the time, I'm not.

5) I'm sorry, but I just can't respond back to every single personal message you send me. I appreciate everything, but it's not possible for me to do so.

6) Do NOT ask me to come and rate you/your pics just because you did mine. I do try to at least rate everyone's page that comes to mine, but I also do miss some too. If you have rated me more than twice and I have not gotten back to you, tell me. I will come rate then. If you want to rate my pictures, thank you, just don't expect it back. If I want to rate, I will. If not, I won't.

7) I am NOT here to hook up with anyone. I am MARRIED and I plan to keep it that way. I am here for FRIENDS ONLY!

8) Do NOT ask for any of my messenger names, phone number, address, e-mail address, or any of the sort. You will NOT get them.

9) I do NOT want to see picture of your cock. I don't care how big it is. If I want to see it, I will ask you.

10) I will NOT cam with you just because you ask me. I only go on cam for people whom I know and love.

Now, onto the actual "About Me" part. Enjoy. :)


I am a 29 year old Bi Female I am a big smart ass so if u have a problem with that then don't bother talking to me I have already met the Man of my life,I am a stay at home mom we have two kids our son is the oldest and has Autism Aspherger's Syndrome,ADHD,and Asthma so he is pretty much a handful at times our youngest kiddo our daughter is the little Princess Diva like most little girls her age. I have all ready met the love of my life. My soldier, my hero, my lover, my best friend, my heart.....I could go on and on but blah...y'all don't want to hear that! Anyways, I love meeting new people so hit me up, the only requirement for me is respect the fact that i am Happily Married to the most wonderful Man in the World, and the Mom of the Two most wonderful kids.I am a member of the silent ranks and I serve the commander and chief by serving with my husband in the rear so please just respect that Thanks!!! I am originally from Clovis New Mexico but currently live at Holloman AFB in Alamogordo New Mexico and here till 2010 Damn i am gonna be so bored with nothing to do here and the Highlight of this town being Walmart.For You Sexy Females on here We Are Looking for a Sexy Female to Play With Us Or Maybe Just Me While He Is Gone So If You Are Interested and Near by Or willing to Travel Let Me Know I have Pics To trade on here and some other Pics For You Sexy Ladies I have YIM if u would like to chat there or maybe trade pics.
I am not on here looking for a MEN so if u are MALE I am here to make friends and friends only so if you GUYS are looking at my page to hit on me im not interested,And For the MEN I AM NOT GONNA GIVE YOU MY YIM,MSN OR AIM NOR AM I GONNA GET ON CAM WITH U I'M NOT GONNA CYBER WITH U AND I AM NOT GONNA HAVE PHONE SEX WITH U SO DON'T BOTHER ASKING. I AM ALSO NOT INTERESTED IN ANY NSFW OF GUYS SO DON"T BOTHER TIRING I don't want or care to look at your NSFW pics. I have the real thing, why would I want to look at pics?. But if you wanna just have a civil conversation then i am down for that but other then that don't bother me.



I am the Wife of a United States Soldier. I am a supporter of the United States Air Force- an encouragement for the greatest protectors of the greatest Nation on earth. Because I am proud of my husband, and the uniform that he wears, I will always act in ways creditable to him, the military service and the Nation he is sworn to guard. I am proud of my husband. I will do all that I can to protect and provide for my family in his absence. I will be loyal to my husband and to the vows that we made as we entered the covenant of marriage. I will do my full part to carry on the values and goals we have set apart for our family and I will continue to instruct our children in the same manner. As a soldier's wife, I realize that I play a vital role in my husband's decision to become a member of a time honored profession- that I am doing my share to keep alive the principles of freedom for which my country stands. No matter what situation I am in, I will never do anything for pleasure, profit, or personal safety, which will disgrace my husband, my country, or its flag. I will fly the flag, and I will always remember the sacrifices made by my husband and by generations of men and women that have served our beloved country. I will try to make my husband proud of the manner in which I accept his decision to defend my freedom and the freedom of all American citizens-for I am the wife of a United States soldier.

Signed...
Jessica Widdoss




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A SMART ASS IS A GOOD ASS AND A GOOD ASS IS HARD TO FIND

Before I was a Mom I never learned the words to a lullaby.

I never thought about immunizations.
Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Drooled on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.

I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple little grin.
I never sat up for hours watching a baby sleep.

I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.
Before I was a Mom - I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.

I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.

I had never known the warmth, The joy, The love, The heartache, The wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much before I was a Mom.



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outdoors mostly: hunting , hiking, fishing, camping, mudding, talking on here spending time with my family.


What does the week you were born say about you? Taurus April 25 – May 2

You are often a dominate hard headed person. You are drawn to structure and are technically inclined – you love to find how and why something works. You are a stubborn individual that is not inclined to change unless it is demonstrated that it would be advantageous for you. You are a protector and nurturer. You are an intensely physical person and things such as sex, food, comfort and sports are important to your well being. On the exterior you are a tough no nonsense stable person but inside you are sensitive, emotional and tend to exaggerate. You may procrastinate often and tend to ignore things that need attention. Strengths: Productive – Physical – Tenacious Weaknesses: Stubborn – Smug – Exaggerating



For Jessica who birth on month May below are their affection analysis :

- Stubborn and hard-hearted
- Strong-willed and highly motivated
- Sharp thoughts
- Easily angered
- Attracts others and loves attention
- Deep feelings
- Beautiful physically and mentally
- Firm standpoint
- Easily influenced
- Needs no motivation
- Easily consoled
- Systematic (left brain)
- Loves to dream
- Strong clairvoyance
- Understanding
















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