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one night while the parent's were having sex a kid walked into the room and saw his parents having sex. The mother jumped up and exclaimed, go in your room billy, I will be right in there. After careful consideration, the father decided that it would be best if he went in and explained it to billy. Billy, what we were doing is making you a baby brother. Oh goody, goody cried billy. The next morning as the father came down the stairs he found billy sitting at the bottom of the steps. What are you doing up billy he asked. I am thinking about my baby brother said billy and with that his father left for work. Late that evening the father came in from work to find billy sitting on the steps but crying this time. Why billy, what is wrong? This morning when I left you were happy about getting a baby brother and now you are crying. Well, I was happy daddy but then the milkman came and ate my baby brother all gone.

A man walks into a Pharmacy and says to the beautiful female teller, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy." "That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back." So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful teller sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the teller. Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the teller begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The teller takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She then quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in. She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?" "Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"

Dear Abby: I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be. When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door... There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test. Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom.

Bob calls in to his job: "Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work." The boss says: "You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that." 2 hours later Bob calls: "Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house."

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine years old and the other one is four years old. The nine year old grabs a box of tampons from the shelf and carries it to the register for checkout. The cashier asks, "Oh, these must be for your mom, huh?" The nine-year-old replies "Nope, not for my mom." Without thinking, the cashier responded "Well, they must be for your sister then?" The nine year old quipped, "Nope, not for my sister either." The cashier had now become curious "Oh. Not for your mom and not for your sister? Who are they for?" The nine year old says, "They're for my four year old little brother." The cashier is surprised "Your four year old little brother?" The nine year old explains: "Well yeah, they say on TV if you wear one of these, you can swim or ride a bike and my little brother can't do either of them!"

One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf..... Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us." So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my window?" "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied. "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself." "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life. And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked. "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!" "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?" "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife." The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think? " She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?" "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. "I'd do the same for you!" So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, "How old are you and your husband?" "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly. "NO SHIT. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing? The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone." A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."

kalie took a shower and went to work at 7:30 in the morning. things were going good the first 3 hours of work. she went to get some coffie and her boss walked up to her and said "did it hurt" ? kalie said what her boss replied " did it hurt when you fell from heaven because with a face like that you must be an angel. kalie said well actually i am an angel on the street but a well never mind. her boss replied no you cant do that. What cant i do asked Kalie? he boss replied you cant stop in the middle of saying something. just for that gotta work on saturday. Kalie replied but there is no work on saturday. well there is for you now. you half to come over and entertian my son he replied. kalie agreed. kalie went back to work. 5:00 come fast she went to her car and drove home. on her door was a note that said "dont forget on saturday you half to come to my house to entertian my son" Kalie said to her self no shit. she went inside and checked her answering machine she had 3 messages _ the fist message_ kalie this is you boss show up at my house at 11:00 am. _second message_ kalie this is alex your boss's son dont forget you gatta entertain me on saturday at 11:00 am . _third message_ kalie this is your mom dont forget you gotta work on saturday yougotta entertain your boss's son. kalie then went and took a shower and ate dinner. she then watched a movie and went up to her bedroom and nield down beside the bed and said a pryer, "dear god please dont let me forget to go over to my bosses house 2 marow at 11:00 am. i also just wanna say thank you for making me look like an angel you the best. AMEN" kalie then climed in to bed. she layed ther for a while and heard a mans voice say "kalie do not go over to your boss's house 2marow you will not like what you half to do goodnight."kalie then fell asleep. the next day she woke up put on her jogging suit and took a jogg. when she got back she took a shower and drover over to her boss's house. when she arrived her boss was at the door waiting. come on in he said. please wait in the living room untill my wife leaves. Kalie waited on the couch for 10 minutes. the front door closed so she yelled for her boss and noone answered but alex. come up to my room alex said. so Kalie went up to his room and saw him sitting on the eddge of his bed. what do you wanna do alex? alex replied " well lets start here you gotta massage my back for me." so he took off his shirt and layed down on the bed. Kalie gave him a back massage. what now alex? now kalie you gotta massage my legs ao he took off his pants and kalie massaged his legs. now what alex? now you gotta massage my dick kalie hesitated. well ok i guess so he took off his underwear and kalie gave his dick a massage as she did his dick became rock hard kalie turned to him and said "now alex you half to fuck me" alex threw he on the bed and ripped off her clothes and fuck her hard. they fucked for 2 hours. Kalie told alex not to cum in her alex said" uh yah that felt great now what did you say Kalie?" i told you not to cum in me. to late replied alex. kalie then went home 5 months latter Kalie noticed her bell was getting bigger and bigger and she hasnt had he period so she mad a doctors app. the doctor told Kalie that she is pregnant with twins kalie was happy she then said " are you sure there babys and not angel because i am prgnant because a man told me i look like an angel." the doctor looked at her and said there both boys. kalie let a sigh of relief out. good she said because i guess all angel become pregnant and i dont wanna and up a grandma at a young age. written and created by justeen AKA justice

She was only 5. Message : She was only five This is what happened When she was alive... Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? " Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dieing She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms A child dies every day from child abuse. And if you have an ounce of pity and you hate child abuse with a passion you will repost this and help out those abused children and let them know that someone cared for them. writer un known