53 Year Old
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Female
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From Dayton, NV·
Joined on April 22, 2013
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Relationship status: It's Complicated
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Born on December 9th
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I have a crush on someone!
53 Year Old
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Female
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From Dayton, NV·
Joined on April 22, 2013
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Relationship status: It's Complicated
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Born on December 9th
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I have a crush on someone!
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53 Year Old
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Female
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From Dayton, NV·
Joined on April 22, 2013
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Relationship status: It's Complicated
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Born on December 9th
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I have a crush on someone!
Video Games
The only games I like are at the Casino
Music
I LOVE music, mostly Hard Rock but I like all of it except country, I've tried but just can't do it. There may be a couple songs but I dunno the names of them! There is a song for everything & everybody!
Latest Status
14funXs Goin to get me buzz on....play witcha later! ;)
This 12 year old boy was in bed when he heard his mother moaning. He decided that he'd go see whats wrong with her. When he looked in his mothers room he saw that she was laying on her bed naked and rubbing herself and saying"I need a man, I need a man" So this quite a few times and then one night he heard his mother again, but this time her moaning sounded different, so he went to go check it out, this time instead of seeing his mother alone, he sees his mother in bed with a man. So the boy runs back to his room, strips all his clothes off, jumps on the bed and starts rubbing himself while saying"I need a bike, I need a bike"!!!!!
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The teams performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says,"Coach, I have a problem. Hair is starting to grow on my chest.""What?" the coach says in a panic,"How far down does it go?" She replies,"Down to my testicles. That's something else I want to talk to you about."
A guy calls the hospital. He says,"You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says,"Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says,"No! This is her fucking husband!"
Three guys are fishing when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance and falls out of the boat. Ed says" What should we do?" Bill says,"You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while, he might need some help." So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says,"Help me get him in the boat." They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed says,"What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing." Bill says,"Give him mouth to mouth." Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says,"Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath." Bill says,"Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."
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