9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this
means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This
means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do
It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but it's a
non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A
loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for
the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous
statements a women can make to a man. That's okay
means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake. Sleep lightly
hide the kitchen utensils.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question,
or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "dumb $%&! !!"
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is now doing it
herself. This will later result in a man asking,
"What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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arguments they can avoid if they remember the
terminology.
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good laugh, cause they know it's true.
