DOVE's blog: "9 Months Later!!!"

>     9 months later!!!
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>     Jack decided to go skiing with
> his buddy, Bob. So
>       they loaded up Jack's
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>   minivan and headed north.
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>     After driving for a few hours,
> they got caught in
>       a terrible blizzard. So
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>   they pulled into a nearby farm
> and
>   asked
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>   
>     the attractive lady who
> answered the door if they
>       could spend the night.
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>     'I realize it's
> terrible weather out there and I
>       have this huge house all
>
>   to myself, but I'm recently
> widowed,'
>   she
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>   
>     explained. 'I'm afraid
> the neighbours will talk if
>       I let you stay in my
>
>   house.'
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>     'Don't worry,' Jack
> said. 'We'll be happy to sleep
>       in the barn and if the
>
>   weather breaks, we'll be gone
> at
> first
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>   
>     light.' The lady agreed,
> and the two men found
>       their way to the barn and
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>   settled in for the night.
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>     Come morning, the weather had
> cleared and they got
>       on their way.
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>     They enjoyed a great weekend of
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>     skiing.
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>     But about nine months later,
> Jack got an
>       unexpected letter from an
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>   attorney. It took him a few
> minutes to figure
>   it
>
>   
>     out, but he finally determined
> that it was from
>       the attorney of that
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>   attractive widow he had met on
> the ski
>   weekend.
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>     He dropped in on his friend Bob
> and asked, 'Bob,
>       do you remember that
>
>   good-looking widow from the farm
> we stayed
>   at
>
>   
>     on our ski holiday up north
> about 9 months
>       ago?'
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>     'Yes, I do.' Said Bob.
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>     'Did you, er, happen to get
> up in the middle of
>       the night, go up to the
>
>   house and pay her a visit?'
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>     'Well, um, yes!,' Bob
> said, a little embarrassed
>       about being found out,
>
>   'I have to admit that I
> did.'
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>     'And did you happen to give
> her my name instead of
>       telling her your
>
>   name?'
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>     Bob's face turned beet red
> and he
>     said,
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>   
>     'Yeah, look, I'm sorry,
> buddy. I'm afraid I did.'
>       'Why do you ask?'
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>   
>     
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>     'She just died and left me
>     everything.'
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>     (And you thought the ending
> would be different,
>       didn't you?... you know
>
>   you smiled...now keep that smile
> for
>   the
>
>   
>     rest of the day!)