I am a regular guy freshly divorced from my 7th marriage, with six delinquent kids whom I'm being thoroughly sued for unpaid child support, even though I only claim five because one of them closely resembles the Mailman. However things are looking up since my mom doesn't charge me any rent to live in the basement, and I may finally have a chance at getting my first job!
Haha, my name terrris Matt. I am 30 years old with more than the usual amount of interesting personality and odd humor, so you better like to laugh. I grew up instilled with morals, and value the small things in life. I have a passion for Investigation work. Had a minor setback, but am glad to be starting over.
I would love to include a great woman in my life and hopefully develope something honest and lasting. Someone who is willing to put in effort into getting to know one another and wont be intimidated when the conversation moves into more personal areas. But there's not very many of those anymore so maybe I should just adopt a dog instead lol.
Although I enjoy joking around and having fun, I am also a bit reserved having learned from past mistakes.
I am seeking a woman who is psychotic, paranoid, hates men, and promises to walk all over me. She must be a totally neurotic, conceited, narcissistic, self serving, emotionless sociopath who is hardwired for homewrecking.. Haha.. Seriously, if your hellbent on drama then please take your medication before messaging me because I am drama free I am also the sentimental type if you get to know me well, so if you don't enjoy waking up to a text in the morning just to say how beautiful you are.. then don't bother talking to me. Another thing that bothers me is to hear women complain they can't find a good man. While that may be true, maybe you would have more luck if you stopped ignoring the good ones!
I am interested in a woman who is classy, sexy and intelligent enough to back up her looks with an amazing personality. And tolerate my playfulness I don't want a hookup, and I will not play games, so if your into stringing guys along for a chase, its not going to work here. So if your not prepared to get to know one another on a deeper level then don't bother wasting either of our time.
Want to know anything else, Send me a message and see where it goes..