Ok My name is still Kris. Here is what you need to know.
The Robot is still cool... I don't care what you've heard.
Yeah.. I'm a ninja.
Certain people in my life have shown me there is nothing greater than an ice cold coke, a baked potato and a good movie.
I LIKE to spoil people... this is often misinturpreted
I have the nicest bed you've ever seen. If you ever sleep in it once you'll never want to leave.
I work as a network and communications engineer on a private resort... but I'm only mildly nerdy. I love my job. I hate my boss.
I can dance... and if you put a few beers in me I can dance well.
Jack Daniels is my bitch... A night that starts with a little jack ends up being a dusk till dawn sextraviganza. HAH!
If its broke I can probably fix it. This applies to almost everything you can think of.
*Certain exceptions may apply
I yell at inanimate objects and I have really bad road rage
I cook really well... but only Italian food.
I can sing very well too.. but probably only songs you won't like.
I radiate massive quantities of heat... and for some reason touching really hot objects doesn't effect me like it does normal people... but I HATE cold.
I love my orange leather jacket.
No matter what anyone tells me I'm never going to believe that pickles don't expire
I love naps
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(last updated:May 17, 2007 @ 9:22 pm)
I often get called "The Music Man". I listen to almost everything and have one of the largest music collections out there. Its not uncommon for me to recieve a drunken phone call at 2 a.m. from one of my buddies trying to figure out the name of a song from 3 words of the lyrics cuz they know I will probably know what it is. Everything from Lounge and NuJazz to R&B to Trance, to rap to rock, alternative, Oldies ect ect ect. Chances are if there is a new song on the radio I can tell you who they stole the beat and half thier lyrics from.
Current Projects:
Part Time DJ for an Online Streaming Radio Station
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