i like these very much.
"“Life is not about how many breaths you take; its about how many of life’s moments take your breath away.” "
Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
If you can't convince them, confuse them
Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.
It's not hard to meet expense s, they are everywhere.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker.
Born free taxed to death
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
Itch