♥ † ♥ If you do not cheer for LSU; I will not date you nor show you my nudes.


I've never been married and don't have any kids. I don't like making mistakes nor paying for others mistakes. I'd rather grow old and lonely than not do things right the first time. Wait a minute, I already have grown old and lonely lol. Anyway.....

Don't call me Hun or honey because it sounds fake. Wanna be sweet to me? Then do it right

I've traveled about 2/3's of the United States of America. By the time I was 22, i had been on 21 jobs and 13 companies.

† I have bad habits, I make mistakes, I'll corrupt you, I have a filthy fucking mouth. If I like you I will put a spell on you, sometimes unknowingly. I may even expand your mind and break what you think is real.

† † I have two personalities, I'm a Gemini (the two brothers) and a horse( in Chinese ). Don't let my looks full you.....I just look like this, I'm actually pretty smart. I have super human strength. I enjoy playing most sports and I love anything in the water.

I believe all You health nuts are gonna feel awfully dumb one day......sitting in a hospital........dying of nothing.


† I want to save the world; helping people is good for the heart. I have 0 negative blood and I donate regularly. Its the only universal blood type, 7% of people have it. I can save any of you but when it comes down to saving me, i have to have my own kind. Some friends and I started a volunteer/charity organization at school last semester, its now called MCIA. Also, its the first of its kind at the university.

If you're one of those c***suckers that has 20 million rules on your page, or if you have No blank friend request in your name or on your page, get over your pretentious ass and have a coke, smile, and shut the F up. You're the same fookin girls that blank friend request me and the same ones that break all the rules you supposedly put in place. There's enough attitude in the world, I don't need any more from you because you're stuck up.

If someone told you that your parachute only had a 50% chance of opening, you wouldn't jump now would you? That's my take on marriage because the divorce rate in the U.S. is over 50%. Like an old wise man once told me....'' you show me a good woman and i'll show you a c***sucker from Tijuana.''



I'm not shallow, its just that I have preferences. I can be arrogant and cocky and confident. I think i'm superior to most of you. But that's not all the time. Truth is, most of the time i walk around saying '' dumbass" and shaking my head because i did something stupid lolol.

Despite my age its been a long life. Blame is not real important to me; achieving the goal is.


♥ I believe the way to a mans heart is not through his stomach, but a little farther south. I believe that everyone that wants to wear a thong or speedo should go through a application process. I do not care if your boobs are fake. I do not care if you're not wearing any panties. If you want to turn me on, just talk science or biology, if you can't do that well then just whisper in my ear that you dont have any kids ;-).


† Surely some of you are going to end up asking what I look for in a woman and I'm pleased to inform you its only two things

1.) Good genetics
2.) Mental Stability

† However I just went back to college so if you feel like putting up with the circumstances that go along with such, then say hi.


♥ This is all you're gonna get for now sooooo


You get much better results if you just ask.........but until you do

Myspace.com/voodoowhisperer has a lot more about my personality and life if you're interested