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How To Get A Raise ********** A boss tells his new employee,"I'll give you 8 bucks an hour starting today and in three months, I'll raise it to 10 bucks an hour. So when would you like to start?" The new employee replies"In 3 months." **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

Fourteen years before the Titanic sank, novelist Morgan Robertson published a novel called"Futility". The story was about an ocean liner that struck an iceberg on an April night. The name of the ship in his novel - The Titan. ----- George Washington, who was nearly toothless himself, was meticulous with the teeth of the six white horses that pulled his presidential coach. He had their teeth picked and cleaned daily to improve their appearance. **** HAVE A GREAT ALMOST FRIDAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

It took 20,000 men 22 years to build the Taj Mahal. ----- It took 214 crates to transport the Statue of Liberty from France to New York in 1885. **** HAVE A GREAT ALMOST FRIDAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

In the original architectural design, the French Cathedral of Chartes had six spires (It was built with two spires). ----- Vincent Van Gogh painted a picture a day in the last 70 days of his life. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps. ----- The Tower of London, for which construction was begun in 1078 by William the Conqueror, once housed a zoo. It also has served as an observatory, a mint, a prison, a royal palace, and (at present) the home of the Crown Jewels. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

Historians report that the Roman Emperor Gaius (Caligula) (AD 37-41) was so proud of his horse that he gave him a place as a senate consul before he died. ---- Napoleon constructed his battle plans in a sandbox. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

Charles de Gaulle's final words were,"It hurts." ----- Alexander the Great was an epileptic. ----- Shakespeare spelled his OWN name several different ways. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

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Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties of climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles, except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.

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The best working light-bulb a LONG time ago was a thread of sheep's wool coated with carbon. ----- Salim (1569-1627), heir to the throne of India, had 4 wives when he was only 8 years of age. **** HAVE A GREAT DAY , AND REMEMBER, JOKES FOR THE DAY ARE ON MY PAGE, STOP BY FOR A GRIN, OR A GIGGLE. BY THE WAY, IF YOU VISIT MY PAGE, I'LL VISIT YOURS.