A very gym-fit girl, although not overburdened with superior intellect - on the contrary - I'm nevertheless a Political Editor and Foreign Correspondent. An open-minded single girl who has a career that keeps me travelling overseas constantly. In fact I probably work longer hours than God and we all know how hard she works slamming those fake pearly gates in the faces of 'whacked' politicians, despots, dictators and evil Mother-in-laws.

I am not sure why I joined this site as I haven't the foggiest myself. It's more convoluted than any Middle Eastern street system I've ever seen, Particularly as I haven't had time to work out how the hell it works. Shooting shots of booze all around the globe must mean something. I guess it's all sponsored by the manufacturers of hard liquor. Clever.